Ethan+Stacey


 * WELCOME TO MY PAGE!!**

I am the young Laertes, son of Polonius, and brother to Ophelia. I was born in Denmark, but have recently moved to France for educational purposes. Only problem is, instead of focusing on my studies, I'm out partying, gambling, getting laid, and doing many, MANY other carefree things that my father has no idea I'm doing.Then again, my father doesn't know much about anything now, ever since Hamlet murdered him. The foul wretch had also broken my dear sister, Ophelia's heart by convincing her he loved her, and by murdering our father. She was driven to the brink of insanity!! My new goal in life thus far is to avenge my father's death, or my name is not Laertes!!

Okay, I'm finished ranting. I have completed all standard education for young Danish lads, and as mentioned earlier, I travelled to France for educational purposes. I currently reside in a small home in the outskirts of the city with three roommates.

I love to indulge myself and eat at will. I enjoy everything from steak to roast chicken with rice and of course sausages. I drink heavily and I party hard. I also enjoy fencing. I mainly practice on that because I know I will end up killing Hamlet with the tip of my sword. Many thanks for reading through the page, and I hope it was worth the time spent!