Rachel

Guildenstern's the name. I originally come from Liverpool, England, but these days I settle myself in Denmark. I'm a courtier there- a well respected one! My best friend Rosencrantz and I get in all sorts of mischief in our spare time. All we do is laugh. He's a real riot! We're big cribbage and checkers fans. Solitaire board games are the new "in" games, but we prefer to stick to the originals. Hamlet use to like to play games with us, back when we all went to school together. Hamlet's a pretty interesting guy, I mean, I've never personally had any issues with him, but I hear he's crazy? I'm not surprised. Rosencrantz and I always knew that he was going to snap one of these days. Now, between me and you, I think he may be exaggerating a little bit. But you didn't hear it from me. Personally, I'm more of a fan of his fathers. The King really seems to like Rosencrantz and I, he was the one that summoned us to court. Rosencrantz seems to thinkt that the King is only using us for his own secret agenda, but I bet he truely likes us! I don't think he'd go behind his own son/nephews back. (Not that it would really matter, he is KING after all!) Rosencrantz and I go way back. Back to before we could walk. We attended all our scools together, and that's where we met Hamlet, from Wittenberg. We got summoned to court before we continued any of our schooling. But it's been a positive thing! King Claudius really set us up a great home- it's very "Italian Renaissance" on the inside. We've made off pretty good considering we haven't got a whole lot of education. Sometimes King Claudius sends us some fish to eat for dinner, that's my personaly favourite. I think that I'm a pretty funny guy, and I think that I have excellent people skills. I mean, I do have a bunch of friends! Rosencrantz and I make up one super person!

This is my typical, Armoured Courtier attire.

Rosencrantz and I love a good game of cribbage!

I hope I'm lucky enough to eat some fish tonight!

This is our "Italian Renaissance" study. I know it's fancy, but the rest of the house isn't as much.