Spirituality_Plot


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 * Zach Poole's Modern Version of Hamlet, Act 4, Scene 2

Okay I have him tucked away somewhere safe.
 * Hamlet**

Hamlet, Hey Hamlet!
 * Gentlemen**

Who the hell is yelling? Who is calling for me? Damn here they come.
 * Hamlet**


 * Rosencrantz and Guildenstern enter with others**

Hey dude where you stash him?
 * Rosencrantz**

Six feet under dude!
 * Hamlet**

But where? We need to take him to the church man.
 * Rosencrantz**

I don’t believe it.
 * Hamlet**

Believe what?
 * Rosencrantz**

Look no offense but you are an idiot I will take care of this myself!
 * Hamlet**

An idiot?! Seriously dude, not cool.
 * Rosencrantz**


 * Hamlet**

Yes, you are a moron, that sucks up to the king. He plays you like fools, and you keep coming back!


 * Rosencrantz**

Huh?!


 * Hamlet**

Riiiight, I knew you wouldn’t understand.
 * Rosencrantz**

Tell us where the body is! We have to go see the king!

The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing…
 * Hamlet**


 * Guildenstern**

A thing? What?

Nothing important. Take me to him! Ready or not, here I come!
 * Hamlet**


 * By: Zach Poole** ||
 * https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dhqBXwsE1Lg7aRb6GBcGzZFMImOTTNsoMXw_UrCQhWM/edit?usp=sharing ||
 * https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dhqBXwsE1Lg7aRb6GBcGzZFMImOTTNsoMXw_UrCQhWM/edit?usp=sharing ||
 * https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dhqBXwsE1Lg7aRb6GBcGzZFMImOTTNsoMXw_UrCQhWM/edit?usp=sharing ||